Showing posts with label The Loved Ones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Loved Ones. Show all posts

12 February 2014

Top 10 Horror Movies to watch on Valentines Day


For a horror movie fan the most important part of Valentine's Day isn't figuring out where to eat, it's figuring out what Valentine themed horror movie you and your loved one is going to watch.  Well here is a list of our top 10 you may want to consider popping in your DVD player.





















































Valentine (2001)


































































30 July 2013

Love Sick Love 2012 - REVIEW

Life has thrown me some curve balls lately, as it often does, so I've fallen pretty far behind on reviews and on movie watching in general. I'm doing my best to catch up so just hang in there with me and we'll get back to normal pretty soon, well as normal as we get around here at Twisted Central.

Dori (Katia Winter) wants nothing more than to be with Norman (Matthew Settle) a commitment phobic business man who's only interested in one thing. After getting some relationship tips from a book she decides to get Norman alone in an isolated country house so she can profess her undying love. When he doesn't reciprocate, she forces him to live through every holiday of the year, in one weekend, to prove they are the perfect couple. With no help in sight, Norman struggles to free himself from the chains that bind him, literally, before what started as a romantic weekend alone turns into something much darker and sadistic. 

If you take the films Fatal Attraction, Misery and The Loved Ones and mix them all together, you'll end up with something probably a lot more interesting than Love Sick Love. What started out as a seemingly character driven story, falls flat pretty quickly. The things that made the characters interesting in the beginning got lost somewhere on their drive to the country, I guess. I'm not really sure. While I can see the direction that this film was trying to take, it just never got there. I have no doubt their intentions were good but  writer Ryan Oxford and director Christian Charles simply tried to do too much. The premise is easy enough... a pissed off woman seeks revenge on the man that wronged her... but with each plot point/twist the entire story just caved in on itself and it became a muddled mess. What it lacked in tension, it made up for in predictability. 

The cast did the best they could with the script they were given but at times it seemed that even they were growing weary of ridiculous dialogue they were forced to deliver and the even more ridiculous situations their characters were thrust into. There wasn't a single moment in the entire film that I took any of the characters seriously. I didn't buy Winter as a psycho nut job who takes men out to the country to "make" them love her. I didn't find Dori menacing or scary or diabolical in any way. Settle somewhat passes for a sex crazed business man but can you really feel sorry for a man like that? I didn't. I actually had a hard time liking ANY of these people. 

Ultimately, I'm not even sure how to categorize Love Sick Love. There's very little in the way of blood and gore so it's definitely not horror. To call it a thriller would be stretching it. It takes a couple of stabs at being a dark comedy but pretty much fails to find that niche too. If you're in the mood to watch a film about a vindictive woman, I'd suggest looking up the aforementioned films. This one is likely to leave you questioning why you even bothered wasting the energy to put it in the DVD player or your time watching it. 

11 January 2013

Gore Whore's Best and Worst of 2012

2012 is done and over with and, in all honesty, not a great year for horror. Not for me anyway. Choosing five films to add to my "worst" list was a piece of cake but since I'm not a big Hollywood horror person, I didn't see a lot of great ones to add to my "best" list. That said, after much (and I mean MUCH) consideration, I was able to come up with what I think is a pretty solid list.

**Best**

The Cabin in the Woods: Starring Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth and Anna Hutchison


Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin in the woods, where they get more than they bargained for. Together, they must discover the truth behind the cabin in the woods.



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The Loved Ones: Starring Xavier Samuel, Robin McLeavy and Victoria Thaine


When Brent turns down his classmate Lola's invitation to the prom, she concocts a wildly violent plan for revenge. 

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A family man is trapped and tortured by an unknown assailant (known only as Brutal). As the story unfolds, we find that neither man is who they claim to be.


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A woman steals her abusive boyfriend's drug money for her three teenage daughters to seek better lives for themselves and a bloody pursuit ensues. 


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Children of Sorrow: Starring Bill Oberst Jr., Hannah Levien and Whitney Nielsen

  
Children of Sorrow, a young woman embeds herself in a cult looking for answers to her sister's disappearance, only to find a dark secret within the cult.


**Worst**

The Innkeepers: Starring Sara Paxton, Pat Healy and Kelly McGillis


During the final days at the Yankee Pedlar Inn, two employees determined to reveal the hotel's haunted past begin to experience disturbing events as old guests check in for a stay. 


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As a killer named Cinderhella stalks the student body at the high school in Grizzly Lake, a group of co-eds band together to survive while they're all serving detention.


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 ATM: Starring Alice Eve, Josh Peck and Brian Geraghty

  
On a late night visit to an ATM, three co-workers end up in a desperate fight for their lives when they become trapped by an unknown man. 


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A cop investigates the case of a missing local teen, though he discovers a dark secret that has been unleashed in his town, and an evil spirit that will stop at nothing to find its heir. 


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Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines: Starring Doug Bradley, Camilla Arfwedson and Simon Ginty


A small West Virginia town is hosting the legendary Mountain Man Festival on Halloween, where throngs of costumed party goers gather for a wild night of music and mischief. But an inbred family of hillbilly cannibals kill the fun when they trick and treat themselves to a group of visiting college students.

 

09 January 2013

CFL Horror's Best and Worst of 2012

**Best**

Cabin in the Woods: Starring Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth and Anna Hutchison


Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin in the woods, where they get more than they bargained for. Together, they must discover the truth behind the cabin in the woods.


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The Innkeepers: Starring Sara Paxton, Pat Healy and Kelly McGillis


During the final days at the Yankee Pedlar Inn, two employees determined to reveal the hotel's haunted past begin to experience disturbing events as old guests check in for a stay.


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The Loved Ones: Starring Xavier Samuel, Robin McLeavy and Victoria Thaine


When Brent turns down his classmate Lola's invitation to the prom, she concocts a wildly violent plan for revenge.


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V/H/S: Starring Calvin Reed, Lane Hughes and Adam Wingard


When a group of misfits is hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house and acquire a rare VHS tape, they discover more found footage than they bargained for. 


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Sinister: Starring Ethan Hawke, Juliet Rylance and James Ransome


A true-crime writer finds a cache of 8mm "snuff" films that suggest the murder he is currently researching is the work of a serial killer whose career dates back to the 1960s.


**Worst**

The Apparition: Starring Ashley Greene, Sebastian Stan and Tom Felton


A couple is haunted by a supernatural presence that is unleashed during a college experiment. 


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Paranormal Activity 4: Starring Katie Featherston, Kathryn Newton and Matt Shively


It has been five years since the disappearance of Katie and Hunter, and a suburban family witness strange events in their neighborhood when a woman and a mysterious child move in. 


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The Woman in Black: Starring Daniel Radcliff, Janet McTeer and Ciaran Hinds


A young lawyer travels to a remote village where he discovers the vengeful ghost of a scorned woman is terrorizing the locals. 


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The Possession: Starring Natasha Calis, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Kyra Sedgwick


A young girl buys an antique box at a yard sale, unaware that inside the collectible lives a malicious ancient spirit. The girl's father teams with his ex-wife to find a way to end the curse upon their child.


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Piranha 3DD: Starring Danielle Panabaker, David Hasselhoff and Matt Bush

After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.